I thought this Rick Wiles fellow was on to something here, but then he kept talking long after the first few seconds had elapsed. When you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, you are going to be eating a fake hamburger. You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of …
Monthly Archives: June 2020
Did Somebody Say McHumping?
This is an event that occurred. I don’t know what else to say. Do I need to say any more? Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to the McDonald’s due to a report of “Male taking clothes off doing a strange dance, subject possibly on drugs.” A 911 caller also reported that “it looked as though the …
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned. You’re Grounded, Son
Yes, I know how it’s pronounced. But a fella named Jesus smashed up a church and you honestly think I’m not posting that? Police charged Jesus Jose Arellano with injury to real property. Officers said they found Arellano in the Oakdale Cemetary, which is across the street from Grace Moravian Church, on Tuesday. The Tiffany …
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21 Seconds
Like a lot of people, I cringed watching this the first time. that 21 seconds of silence felt like an eternity. Why can’t he just mention Trump, I thought to myself. Just do it, you coward! But in the end, I’m glad he didn’t. If we know two things about Trump, they are that he’s …
In Russia, Song Dances You
This just came up on Spotify. Reminded me of back when I first heard it and was convinced that the part about the “two-step partner and a Cajun beat was saying “find a two-step partner and the KGB. 11-Year-old me was very confused about what kind of song it actually was until I got that …
Dear Everyone Talking About Coronavirus
Please stop telling people to self-monitor themselves. Ditto for self-isolating themselves. One cannot do either of those things to a person who is not himself. Thanks. Good talk.
Wamburger
You know what? I hate it when somebody closes a window I want open. I need air, dammit! So I get it, Tanya Cordero. I get it. According to police, Tanya Cordero, 47, was arrested Monday evening following a confrontation with her boyfriend in a Largo mobile home owned by the man’s mother. Cordero and …
The House In The Middle
The message here, I think, is that if you take care of your property, you might just have the luxury of dying more slowly should someone one day drop an atomic bomb on your neighbourhood. Atomic tests at the Nevada Proving Grounds (later the Nevada Test Site) show effects on well-kept homes, homes filled with …
Did Somebody Say McFire Suppressant?
If you’re enough of a cheap ass to argue with the drive through lady about how expensive McDonald’s cheeseburgers are, why would you A: burn gas driving away and coming back and B: waste the contents of a perfectly good fire extinguisher? Those things cost money too, you know. Kimberly Friend claims that the suspects …
Wrestler’s Court
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5FKsjrhyo Not sure how big the target audience is for segments like this, but I definitely enjoyed it. Then again I’m not sure how big the audience is for Impact in general these days, so maybe it doesn’t matter. As good as the show is, the company is pretty far off of most people’s radars …