I had no idea there were so many ways to spell pregnant. Perhaps I need to spend more time hanging out at Yahoo! Answers. No. I do not need that. No one does.
Monthly Archives: November 2020
We Now Go Live To A Dead Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be9mHcfnLF8 Talking live into a microphone is hard. I spent a few years doing it myself, so I can sympathize when somebody messes up. And I think Sara Welch here could use some of that sympathy right now, because this one’s not going to be easy to live down. A reporter has been left red-faced …
Superman’s Terrible, Horrible, NO Good, Very Bad Day Off
Come on, you guys. Even superheroes need a mental health day now and then.
Stay The Fuck At Home
Don’t ask me why, but somehow it appears that neither of us has ever posted Samuel L. Jackson’s heartwarming reading of the children’s classic “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. So before we go any further, allow me to remedy that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA Now with that in mind, I give you this extremely important, updated version fit …
No Offence
This isn’t bad. Thanks to all the assholes who made it possible, I guess. There can be a lot of negativity online, but rather than perpetuate the hate I wanted to make light of it. Hope you enjoy this – I wrote a Song Only Using Hate Comments – Madilyn Bailey
Rapper’s Delight By Siri, Alexa And Google Assistant
My first thought listening to this was damn, how much time must it have taken to gather all these sound samples and get the timing right? Turns out the answer is about a month. Despite the amazing lyricism and irresistible disco-rhythms at play in the track, aspiring rappers shouldn’t fear that their efforts will soon …
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Oliver Dreams Come True!
Some of my dreams have a freaky way of coming true, especially if they involve technology. I had a dream that every few years, after you had customized your computer just the way you liked it, it would forget everything and you had to keep remembering to make backups so you could bring it back …
For The Tool Who Stole Our Grocery Cart:
A long time ago, when this blog was much newer, Steve’s trusty laundry basket went missing out of the laundry room of the apartment building where we lived. We thought it was a weird thing to steal, but it was quickly replaced and we rolled our eyes and moved on with life. That incident was …
How GDB is adapting to COVID restrictions
Somebody posted a blog post from GDB about what training will look like in COVID times, and I’m kind of fascinated, and hoping it works. GDB’s return to full mission has meant that staff from all departments are working towards getting back into a rhythm and workflow that allows us to continue advancing our mission …
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Living In A world Of Whats?
Carin and I were talking to Brad this morning, and somehow the conversation landed on a time several years ago that I had almost forgotten about. According to Carin, the song “How Deep Is Your Love” was playing, and I pointed out how much the line “‘Cause we’re living in a world of fools” sounds …