This Hour Has 22 Minutes has been kind of hit-and-miss lately, but the medley of COVID song parodies they did to close out the most recent season was pretty good.
Monthly Archives: March 2021
Yes
“Shooting suspects should be considered armed and dangerous” That’s a simple, right to the point headline, isn’t it? No, actually. Whenever I see a headline like that, I can’t help but think no shit. Generally speaking, somebody who is capable of shooting another person is indeed both armed and dangerous. Thanks for the hot tip. …
On Second Thought, You Can Keep It
I won’t bother commenting on what this guy did to his grandmother. You shouldn’t need me to. If you don’t know how I feel about that, you’re probably the sort who would do what he did and I have no time to reason with you. I’m just here to find out how common it is …
I Think I Know The Answer To Most Of These Questions
What kind of person murders someone? What kind of person thoroughly documents himself murdering someone? What kind of person writes the word “homicide” on the media containing the thorough documentation of him murdering someone? What kind of person drops the media containing the thorough documentation of him murdering someone with the word “homicide” written on …
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Give Me All My Guns! I Have A…Uh-oh
This is a fairly run-of-the-mill sounding robbery story, aside from one detail. Surveillance video from the hotel shows a man wearing a shirt around his face and a University of Alabama sock hat enter the hotel with a gun and go behind the front desk. The clerk shows the suspect to the other side of …
Rudolph, the All-Gracious King
I thought about posting this closer to Christmas, but oh no, friends. I will not do you such a great disservice. For by the time Christmas arrives, I expect that we will all have learned it front to back and have made it the centerpiece of any and all caroling in which we engage…assuming that …
Shut Up And Take My Money, Automatic Wrapping Paper Cutting Machine
As much as I enjoy giving gifts, I hate wrapping the damn things even more. I have all of the crafting ability and coordination of…um…something that has about zero of each, so if I can avoid it, I never do my own wrapping. At times that aren’t Christmas and even plenty of times that are, …
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Shocks Over Hugs
Not sure what sort of liability risk might ship along with this social distancing zapper (you’re not hurting anybody with four and a half volts but you just know some freedom loving dickhead will try to sue you anyway), but I still feel like it would be a good use for $10. Some people don’t …
Happy March No Break For You
Why did the Ford government postpone March break? I can’t think of one practical reason why it’s a good idea. Ok, maybe one, but that’s all. All but one of our nephews is right around kindergarten age. They’re at a point in their development where they need to start getting used to structure, plus there’s …
Aerial Bridge?
You might think that mashing up System of a Down’s Aerials and Fergie’s London Bridge is completely ridiculous. You are correct. But it’s also pretty funny and surprisingly musical.