Bullet With Butterfly Wings Remixed Into Something Straight Out Of The 1980s

It doesn’t take much to make me laugh. Sometimes all you’ve got to do is replace all of the regular music from “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” with some ridiculous 80s sounding thing and you’re all done. I didn’t even need the visuals, which sound like they’re rather fun. The Muppet-like animals playing along, the animated …

Two Shots And Covid’s Goin’ Down

Yup! That’s me! Got my second shot today. The process was just as smooth this time as the last. The only thing I wanted to mention was when I called to book this appointment, the lady on the phone said she would cancel my July 25 appointment. Well…she didn’t, or she tried to cancel it …

Yes. Please Don’t Do That

I think anyone who pays attention knew this was coming, but in the last couple days it was made official that when the rest of Ontario goes into the next step of the Ford government’s we’re getting back to normal really for real this time swear to god plan next week, Waterloo Region isn’t coming …

Old Person Does Sad, Old Person Thing

Fully immunized woman dies from COVID-19 in Kitchener long-term care home This headline, as well as some of the handling of the story itself, are kind of garbage. I’ll explain why in a second, but before I say anything else I want to make it clear that every COVID linked death matters and I’m in …

I Am Fully Vaccinated For Some Reason

I’m extremely happy to have it done, but I’m also equally confused and annoyed that it happened. I have no idea how it is that I, a fella, have both of my doses while Carin, who not only got her first one nearly a month ahead of me but who more importantly did so because …

Good Morning, Class. Welcome To Today’s Lesson, Entitled Please Don’t Murder The Vulnerable

Unvaccinated Ontario long-term care workers will have to participate in educational program I have mixed feelings about this. Surely it’s going to convince some of the people on the fence to climb over to the right side of it, but there’s just as much chance of it being resented by those whose minds are already …

The Who Wants To Come Over And Look At My Crap Challenge

‘Blue poop challenge’ aims to help people better understand their gut health Something this silly maybe shouldn’t irritate me so much, but here we are. It’s not the concept I have a problem with. You eat a couple of muffins with blue food colouring baked into them for breakfast, then wait and see how long …