Shouldn’t all of the matches on wrestling preshows have time limits? If what I’m watching is supposed to be a legitimate contest, how does anyone know that it’s for sure going to be over by the top of the hour when the actual event is scheduled to start? What happens if one day you send …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Stop The Time Changes Now, Neighbours Be Damned
Local MPP tables bill to end time changes in Ontario If you know me at all or have been reading for a while, you know this is an idea I can get behind. Not so much that you’ll find me voting PC in a couple years (let’s not get crazy here), but a good idea …
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I Know What The Sign Says, But Please, Put Some Clothes On
Police in Summerland, B.C. are looking for a man who apparently saw the Full Frontal Trail sign and thought hey, there’s an idea. Summerland RCMP are investigating a report of a man hiking nude on the Full Frontal Trail of Mount Conkle. The man, reported to police on Sunday, Sept. 20, was seen hiking by …
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If The Amount Of Football Sounds Too Good To Be True, It Most Definitely Is
The ad Rogers is running for the NFL Sunday Ticket package this year is driving me nuts. Most of it is fine, but there’s one line where it says “get up to 200 regular season games every Sunday afternoon.” Um…no. You will not get that. It would be impossible for you to get that. There …
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The Mighty Johnny Nash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkwJ-g0iJ6w Johnny Nash died yesterday. Most people, including me, are going to remember him best for I Can See Clearly Now, because that song is great. But while reading some things about his death, I also discovered that I’ll be remembering him for something else entirely. If you grew up watching cartoons on Global TV …
Angel Garza, Pretend Playboy
Apologies if this is a totally out of date question, but operation Steve catches up on all the wrestling is still rolling its way through February. Why is Angel Garza’s gimmick on Raw that he’s some kind of irresistible ladies man when not long ago on NXT, which airs on the same channel as Raw …
Maybe Now You’ll Wear The Biggest Mask I’ve Ever Seen
I want my heart to go out to Donald Trump now that he has COVID-19, but my heart is not having it It seems this is the conversation a lot of people are having since the news came out about Trump’s COVID diagnosis. I look at it like this: The guy is a complete scuzbag …
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You’re Still Weird If You Wear Two Different Colours, Though
Online shoe seller Zappos tests out selling 1 shoe at a time, not a pair The headline makes this sound strange, but it really isn’t. The idea is to better accommodate people with issues like amputations or different sized feet, which is pretty cool. It’s the sort of thing even I might use because of …
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Reese’s Pieces
The Reese McGuire public masturbation case has been resolved. It actually wound up over the summer, but this is me we’re dealing with here and I’m not always the quickest at getting to these things. Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire has pleaded no contest to a disorderly conduct charge — a second-degree misdemeanour — …
Do This, Don’t Do That, Can’t You Read The Sign?
This one contains exactly what it says on the tin…er…make that the can. Or perhaps the bottle. Could be the frosty mug, too. Those sometimes have things printed on them. Drunk driver arrested after crashing into ‘Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over’ sign A North Port man was arrested for DUI Sunday after crashing his …
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