Wow. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at this so-called motivational speech. Shirley Price, a board trustee, was invited in to do a little pep talk to girls ranging from sixth to eighth grades. She was born with some kind of disability that was not specified, but still got …
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Who Knew An Innocent Picture Could Bring So Much Guilt?
What the hell is wrong with people? Billy Miller was serving in Afghanistan. His mom decided to send him some photos from home to lighten his mood. Among them were pictures of a little girl swimming and posing near his truck. In one of them, part of her butt was shown from her bathing suit. …
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Did You Pack Your Bags Yourself Barbie
If you’re looking for a way to bring the nonstop fun of airport security screenings into your own home or for an excuse to teach your little ones how to give a proper pat down, do I have just the thing for you. Yes, it’s thePlaymobil Security Check Point! Imagine the fun you and your …
Random Thought Post time
I had some thoughts floating around in my head so thought I’d put them down. I don’t know if this is long enough to lock the VO keys for, but hey, it might surprise me. I’m dangerous when I get going. God, all this bullshit with Stephen Harper suspending parliament just so he can avoid …
Couldn’t He Have Just Gotten A Divorce?
If Dennis Allaben ever gets out of jail, I’d recommend that noone get close to him romantically. For no reason that anyone can think of, he killed his wife. Everybody who knew the couple said they were having no problems, and they’d just adopted a dog, so noone could see anything that could be a …
Not Taking Any Lip From Anybody Is A Good Thing
Here’s a story that makes you go what the hell. Kerri Lyn Smith and her boyfriend of four years were having a New Years kiss, when suddenly…Smith started yelling at him and bit off part of his lower lip! He has no idea why she would do such a thing. He managed to push her …
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Grande Death Potto
The story of Andrew Grande choking on a bag of pot he tried to swallow is so completely preventable and so completely dumb. Ok, if you have a bag of drugs on you, why the hell would you try and swallow it? It’s never going to end well. If you do swallow it, who knows …
Got Your Nose!
Don’t fuck with two men in Tuscumbia. They’ll think nothing of biting off the end of your nose. William Cole thought he’d quick break into a house and steal something, anything, I guess. He just waltzed in the door, past the two dudes who were inside, as if he owned the place. That’s a lot …
Baby Crazy
Sara Foss should meet with Theresa Winters. They seem to have a lot in common. Both have had 13 kids, with another on the way, and both seem to have the same determination to have more and more kids. Where Winters has had them all taken away, Foss just keeps poppin’ ’em out in the …
Yoomi Yoomi Yoomi, It Puts Warm Milk In His Tummy
For those of you who like your eggs pre-cracked and your coffee cans self-heating, here comes something else for you. Why stumble around the kitchen trying to remember how to warm your baby’s milk when you can just press a button on the bottle, and it will heat itself? Seriously. The Yoomi, that’s its name, …
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