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Good Day to you all! I recently received a friend request on Facebook from someone who attended the same high school as me. I probably spoke 9 words to this person in the entire time we were at the same school, and haven’t heard from them since (about 6 years) and now out of the …
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Ok, first we had booklets instructing folks on how to catch a bus. Now that everyone’s on the bus, we need posters telling people how to remain standing while the bus moves. Wow. Lots of people get hurt in non-collision-related accidents, apparently because they lose their balance and fall over. Yeah, it sucks standing in …
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We’ve written about a lot of ridiculous gadgets here over the years, but I’m not sure if I’ve seen anything with quite as much disaster causing potential as this5.25 Inch Bay Toaster.I think thecented oil burnermight come close, but there seems to be more room for property loss here.
There are two random posts coming: one non-dog, and one dog. Isn’t that scary? I have enough drivel to categorize it. Hmmm. Maybe it’s not as random as I thought. Let’s start with the non-dog stuff. For some unknown reason, I was thinking about that Raffi song “Oats and beans and Barley” (sorry, the song …
One of these things just doesn’t belong. Four Guelph organizations have been awarded grants totalling about $290,000 to promote health and community involvement. The Ontario Trillium Foundation, a government agency, Tuesday announced grants to the following groups: Family Counselling and Support Services for Guelph-Wellington: $108,100 to improve services for child victims of sexual abuse. Volunteer …
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>What a wacko. First he’s hitting cars and smashing beer bottles. Then, when they arrest him for public intoxication, Ryan Halverson ups his charges to felony assault of a public servant. What did he do? He licked the arresting officer’s face. No, leave that for the police dogs. Why would you do that? That’s just …
What kind of world are we living in when somebody canmolest a little girl in publicand face up to 6 months in jail, but somebody elsepulls the old pretend to find a rat in the food trickand could be looking at 3 and a half years? Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with …
I wasn’t going to post about this, since I already think that paying for bottled water and describing it like wine is absolutely bone stupid. but there is one thing that won’t leave me alone about this story. It is this part, right here. Desalinated seawater from Hawaii, meanwhile, is being sold as “concentrated water” …
Uh, in what world are ringtones that only dogs can hear something we would want? You’d miss your cellphone ringing, but your dog would go bananas. Yeah, sounds good. Or, maybe it’s a big fat scam. but I guess it can’t really be a scam, since they’re giving them away for free. I hope they …
To Kelly Grey: Hmmm. Do you really think auctioning off a bride’s maid’s spot in your wedding party is a good idea? I mean, I guess it could work, but so much could go so wrong. You’re putting a lot of trust in a random stranger. And, what will you say when you look at …