Yuck! bacon-flavoured dental floss? For a split second, when I saw that, I thought it was for flossing a dog’s teeth. Nope. It’s for people. Blech! Maybe Steve from “Steve, Don’t Eat It!” should floss with it and see how it compares with Beggin Strips! *Gag*!
Category Archives: why?
A New Level Of Lazy
Oh god. First we had the self-stirring mug. Now, for the even lazier, we have the self-rotating ice cream cup. Yup, put ice cream in the inside compartment, stick tongue out and press go. It spins by itself, so you don’t have to lick around. Oh boy. We’re all going to be fat slabs of …
You’re Hot, For A Crazy Person
Ok, so Sheila LaBarre sounds like she’s pretty nuts, but so does this part of the story. Stephen Martello of Manchester testified he picked up LaBarre alongside Interstate 293 in Manchester early on March 28, 2006. LaBarre told him her car had broken down after getting into a fight with her boyfriend and she needed …
Dancing To The Beat Of A Different Drum And Talking To The Hand
Have you ever thought to yourself “gee, I’d love to dance a jig, but I have no music. If only I could dance and create my own music!” No? Didn’t think so. But somebody did, and is working on a pacer suit! Apparently, as you dance, it generates the music, which might only play in …
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Incinerate Me Elmo
Maybe the whole reason we’ve had kids burning other kids in sheds and lighting each other with bug spray in Winnipeg is because of the presence of lighters with cartoon characters on them. I don’t think so, but it can’t be helping. Who in their right mind would design an Elmo or Cookie Monster lighter? …
No, I’m Not Shaking Your Hand, And I’m Definitley Not Smelling Your Finger
We all get lonely sometimes, but lonely enough to pay $15 for a bottle of stuff that smells like a vagina that we can dab on our hands to make jerking off just a little more realistic? The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not …
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Something Tells Me This Product Isn’t Going To Get Its Moment In The Sun
I think it’s great that Triumph International wants to make a solar bra. But I think they have two huge problems: 1. people don’t usually like to show part of their bra, which they’d need to do to give the solar panel the light it needs to create enough juice to power your cellphone, mp3-player, …
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Ride ‘Em Cowboy
I’m not trying to be insensitive or anything, but I have to ask. If you’re holding a “gay rodeo” with the idea that it will help fight stereotypes, why in God’s name are people dressing goats in pink underwear and decorating cows? To me that just seems…gay. “This proves that we are normal,” said Jen …
Liar, Liar, Hope His Pants Aren’t On Fire
Gregory Pillow has been sought out to give fire safety demonstrations at schools and daycares. He’s known to give really good ones. The only problem ishe’s not an actual firefighter. He just runs around pretending to be one. He’s apparently done this for years. Now, after someone called the fire station trying to confirm his …
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Military Stupidity
So let me get this straight. It’s perfectly ok to bring men with bad knees and hearing trouble back into combat, but heaven forbid you have completely able and willing women in there! If you have one, when she gets decorated with the silver star for being a fine medic, too much attention is being …