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Of the three of us, Steve has been here the longest…that poor bastard. He enjoys long walks, especially when they’re taken by people he doesn’t like. You can Email him here, or follow him on Twitter.


Does not enjoy writing bios. Email her here, or follow her on Twitter.



Believe it or not, Matt helped bring the old blog into existence. Without him, there may not have been a Vomit Comet at all. He hasn’t written in years, but is welcome back any time. To yell at him for old things he said, email him here.