Last Updated on: 15th March 2026, 01:52 pm
Sucker Punch Spring is certainly a much more appropriate name from a family friendly marketing point of view, but I’ve just always called this time of year motherfucking March. God, I hate March. You can’t trust it. It’s the weather thing obviously, but it’s also hard not to carry around a great sense of disgust for any month with a time change in it. Between that stupid, outdated concept wrecking my sleep and the atmosphere constantly switching between snow and tropics faster than a channel surfing cokehead, the whole damn month is a literal headache for me. Suck it, March.