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You ever hear about something and all at once think “I sure am curious how that would taste” and “I do not want that thing in the same city as my mouth”? This is one of those moments for me. If you assumed the developers would’ve taken inspiration from fruity classics like Trix and Froot …
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The only Oshawa Generals fan I know I know for sure is Matt, whose Tall Can Audio podcast you should make some time to check out if you haven’t. It’s almost always a solid listen if you like some combination of sports, beer, music, wrestling or media, which I assume you must since you’re here. …
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Carin for sure and probably me at some point have described what passes for our Valentine’s Day tradition, so I won’t go over it again. But what I will say is that I feel very lucky whenever jokes like these come around, because sometimes they ain’t jokes, my guys. Pay attention, and good luck. Speaking …
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Consider this your occasional reminder that even on days when we don’t post anything new, there’s still something you can come here to read. Every day, a new story from the archives of This is True is posted on this page. It changes every 24 hours, so bookmark it and make it part of whatever …
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Puslinch man accused of bribing officer after suspected impaired driving I don’t know how much he offered them, but perhaps they should have taken it. The OPP will need all the cash it can get when it inevitably gets sued by everyone impacted by the accidents at the flyover. The flyover on Highway 7/8 was …
We’ll give you a 55 inch smart TV for free sounds like an offer that no one in his right mind would refuse. But this one? Hard pass from this guy. This is the future of TV, according to Telly, a company that offers a free TV in exchange for the privilege of constantly blaring …
YouTube threw this at me today, and I watched it, because it’s Carlin. I’ve heard all of it before (lots of it more than once), but I still hung on every word because even though he’s been dead for nearly 20 years and these bits are mostly much older than that, it’s astounding how relevant …
If Donald Trump has to exist, at least we can make him do something useful like sing “Run To The Hills”. Or “For Whom the Bell Tolls”. Or any of the other things you can find on the Lars von Retriever Metal Trump YouTube channel.
This would be so much funnier if the moron wasn’t currently in the midst of egging on world war 3, but listening to Hank Azaria read Donald Trump quotes in the voices of his various Simpsons characters is still awfully, awfully great. Moe, Chief Wiggum, Professor Frink, Superintendent Chalmers, Cletus, Dr. Nick, Disco Stu, Snake, …
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I feel indescribably horrible for this woman. Handing over one of the highest honours a person can achieve in a lifetime to a self-obsessed, miserable manbaby who by no objective, reality-based measure deserves to be within 10000 miles of it in the hopes that it will appease him sufficiently that he will allow you even …
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