I’m impressed by the guy on the roller coaster. He read a lot more of those facts than I thought he would. I actually like roller coasters and I don’t think I could do that. And I kind of want to try those hot wings, too. I’m not what I used to be now that …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Why Are You Complaining? It Says & More Right On The Sign
Of all the places you might expect to find a hidden cell phone camera taking video of men using the washroom, who would ever think it could happen at a place called We Spy? On Monday, the Tarpon Springs Police Department said a customer was using the men’s restroom at the “We Spy Coffee & …
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I’m Not Bailing You Out, Dad
Knifepoint robbery goes poorly is a story that comes up fairly regularly. But knifepoint robbery goes poorly because the victim recognizes the perpetrator as his dad? I think that might be a new one. The 17-year-old victim had used the cash machine close to his home to withdraw £10. He saw a hooded man dressed …
I Don’t Think It Worked
It’s hard for me to sit here, especially these days, and bag on anyone for wanting to remove sadness, negativity and pain from their lives. I will say, however, that in my experience, simply pouring some of the alcohol from the bottle into myself rather than onto something that I’m trying to set on fire …
Huh? Where? Say What?
Having done a bit of radio in my time, I know the feeling of hitting a word you’re just not quite sure about. So this was extra funny to me. Mass casualties are being reported with countless more injured following widespread destruction through the small town of Quioneboughe.
You Do Learn Better After A Good Lunch, So Maybe We Shouldn’t Laugh
There was a time when something like the United States Secretary of Education not knowing the difference between technology and steak sauce would be remembered and ridiculed for years, like Dan Quayle and his “potatoe”. But nowadays? Barely registers. There really are just too many goofy ass motherfuckers in this timeline. “I heard, I think …
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What’s Up With Dolly Parton Being So Good At Everything
I’m going to go ahead and blame the rampant shittiness that has been life the last few years for it, but I’m still kinda disappointed in myself for not having gotten around to listening to Dolly Parton’s “Rockstar” album even though it came out like two damn years ago. Here she is, from that album, …
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Love That Damage At Popeyes
I don’t understand this thing lately where a mistake is made, someone gets angry, the mistake is fixed, but then the angry person feels the need to cause a disturbance anyway. Also, the best chain restaurant biscuits are Red Lobster’s and it’s not close, but the ones at Popeyes aren’t bad, in case you were …
Jason Dunkerley On the Agenda
Back in March, our friend Jason (the one with the book), was a guest on The Agenda with Steve Paikin. During the segment he talked about that book, and also shared some stories from his rather interesting life. You can watch it here: Jason Dunkerley was born with a condition that has rendered him blind …
C Is For Cappy
Whether or not you truly are owed a free cookie, I understand putting up a bit of a fight for it if you think you are. Hell, it’s McDonald’s. They can afford to give you one even if you’re wrong. But this seems juuuuuust a tad overboard, no? Hendricks, a fast food manager herself it …