People trying to do an innocent thing and running headlong into porn instead is nothing new. Replace the words QR code in this story with phone number and you’ve got a tale as old as time. In fact, it’s one that I wouldn’t even have bothered to mention had CTV Kitchener not given us all …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
If It Wasn’t For The Community Service, You’d Be In Jail Right Now!
“Driving around with alcohol and cocaine in your system and getting into an accident is definitely bad.” “Maybe, but what if that accident were to kill a guy who was driving around with alcohol and meth in his?” “Nope, still bad. But thanks…I guess? “You know what? I think I’m gonna try to avoid roads …
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Dueling Handbells
I got picked a few times to play handbells in our school concerts when I was a kid. I can’t remember a single one of the songs we did, but I can assure you none of them were as complicated or as fun as this looks.
Into The Sun, Out Of The Solar System…Go Where You Want, Just As Long As It’s Far And Unpleasant!
There is an absolute crap ton of math going on here that I 100 percent do not understand, but it’s nice to know that I have options as it relates to the disposal of my enemies. On The Fuel Efficiency of Launching My Enemies Into The Sun The biggest problem I face now is which …
Settle Down, Premier Trump
If you’re a politician and you disagree with a court ruling, it’s fine to say so. By all means, feel free to calmly and rationally explain your issues with the judge’s decision and maybe even muse about possible next steps that your government may take if applicable. But at no time should you go out …
Another Reason To Hate CAPTCHAs: Scammers Are Pretending They’re Broken And Tricking People Into Installing Malware To Fix Them
If you’ve spent oh, let’s say about 20 minutes online in your lifetime, you’ve probably run into one of those “verify you are human” or “I am not a robot” things. Most of the time, it’s a simple enough operation to prove you’re a person and move on with your day. Annoying for people with …
Say Goodnight, Fire
I’m sure it sucked that the man had to come and ruin your fun, but who beats up a firefighter? But more importantly for our purposes here, is Burns a good or bad name to have if you’re a Fire Chief? A Schenectady man has been charged with assault after investigators said he was part …
Sometimes Bad Baseball Is The Best Baseball
I don’t know about the rest of you, but it sure seems to me like there have been an awful lot of little league home runs in the major leagues this year. It feels like I’ve been waking up to at least one or two a week. I don’t know if that’s true, but there …
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I Said Taste The Fuckin’ Rainbow!
I was struggling to understand what and why the hell any of this was happening until I read down to the part where the fellow had previously been arrested for possession of LSD and 27.92 grams of marijuana wax. I don’t know what that second thing is exactly, but it must be the black sheep[of …
And The Word Maximum Only Has One X In It, You Losers! Maybe You’d Know That If You Laid Off The Hammers!
I try to avoid thinking about people and their stupid ass trends as much as possible, but this is pretty much what happens when I’m forced into it. Gen Z’s “maxxing” trend has gotten way out of hand. As looksmaxxers like Clavicular hype the benefits of smashing your face with a hammer, and self-described nothing-maxxers …