I Heart Dictators

Last Updated on: 19th March 2014, 02:04 pm

I just came across this
full of love poems written to some of the world’s most well known dictators. It cracked me up, so I’m linking it.

Here’s an example of what you’ll find there. It brought a tear to my eye, and it wasn’t even about me.

I Heart You
In Turkmenistan there is a man
free speech he might ban
but I have fallen hard
and want to send a card
filled with my love
that must have come from above
In the “Rukhnama” his book
my love took root
with statues to yourself all over the place
I think you won the cult of personality race
how much I love you could never compare
to how much I want to live in your lair
Please Saparmurat Niyazov
Buy me a shot of smirnoff!

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