It’s not Christmas time, but why not? It is Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off. His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready …
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Brown Paper Pete
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, “Where is everybody?” “They’ve gone to the hanging,” The bartender replies. “Hanging? Who are they hanging?” “Brown Paper Pete,” the bartender answers. “What kind of a name is that?” the cowboy asks. “Well,” says the bartender, …
A Few Jokes To Start Your Friday
It’s another Friday, and I feel like clearing out a bit more of my insanely huge joke backlog. Here are some to get you started. There will probably be more. You’ve been warned. *A guy walks into a bar and sees his friend, head hanging down, nursing a drink. Naturally he walks over and asks …
The Mailman And What Do You Call That?
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m trying to trim down the insane joke backlog I always seem to have. So here are a couple more you may or may not enjoy. Expect a lot of this in the next little while. *”Guess what I heard today?” a man says to his wife. “What, hon?” she …
Uncle Frank
Hi, honey, it’s Daddy,” says Bob. “Is mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank.” After a brief pause, Bob says, “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey!” “Yes, I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!” “Okay, then. Here’s what I want you to do. …
Golfing Hit Man
Three guys at a classy golf course are waiting for their friend to show up in order to complete their foursome. After waiting several minutes and at risk of losing their tee time, the three notice an oddball standing by the clubhouse all by himself, carrying a bag of clubs. The three of them look …
The Website, Terrible Beer, Audio Returns And Some Jokes At The End
I just got an email from Molson asking me to “answer the call of the long weekend.” I’m sure this is code for please drink our shitty beer, so the long weekend will be getting my voicemail. That really did just happen. Anyway, how’s everybody doing? I hope you’re all doing well and are less …
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A Few Fun Practical Jokes
If you’re looking for new and fun ways to mess with somebody and need some ideas, perhaps some of these may be to your liking. I’ve used the sneeze one before, it’s almost always fun.
Friday Joke Pile
I always say I need to post jokes more often, and now I’m going to try to start making myself do it. I’m going to save the ones that make me laugh and want to post them in a file, and every Friday or whatever other day happens to be better because that’s how things …
I’ve Been Poisoned By A Sub, So Here Are A Few Jokes To Save Me Doing Anything Difficult
To get you ready for Christmas, here are a few jokes that have nothing to do with Christmas. Thanks to everybody who sends these to me and to me for finding the ones you don’t send. I promise I’ll get better at posting these…for real this time. *Just asked a Scottish friend of mine how …