An AI generated Gorilla Monsoon telling rapid fire wrestling and dick jokes for an hour on a pretend podcast with AI generated versions of Bobby Heenan, Mean Gene Okerlund and others is one of those things I didn’t know I needed in my life, but I sure am glad I watched it. If you’re a …
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Kame & Went
I thought I had posted this a couple months ago, but it turns out that it wound up on my endless I’ll get around to it pile and then never got gotten around to. So thanks muchly to a good friend I won’t name just in case for looking out for us and making sure …
Would You Like Community Service With That?
Barb sent this along, saying that it was a food feud sentence she could get behind. I agree. You obviously can’t do things like this in every case, but since no one appears to have been seriously hurt, this is as good a time as any to give it a go. Woman who threw hot …
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The Pickle Slicer
Another one that I would have bet money was already here since it’s come through my mail so many times. Bill had worked in a pickle factory for many years. One night, he confessed to his wife that for a while he had had a very strong urge to stick his penis into the pickle …
What Does That Mean
I thought this one had gone up years ago since a bunch of people have sent it to me, but it seems I’m wrong. So since I just saw it again… A teacher in a one-room schoolhouse arrives one morning to find a nice red apple on her desk with a tag tied to it …
Karens Diner
Gill told me about this, and on a surface level, I laugh, but I can’t imagine why I personally would ever want to go into one of these places. In Australia, there is a chain of restaurants called Karens Diner. Here is a brief description about them. We hate good service. rated 1* by us. …
Playing The Shame Game
Gill sent this yesterday, but I ran out of time to post it so I’m posting it now. We had a conversation about this, and I told her to try not to beat herself up so much because as kids, we all do things that seem like a good idea at the time, but aren’t …
The Black And White War
Gill has an interesting thought at the end here. So often we hear stories about family we’ve never met and never will. They’re almost always held up as salt of the earth human beings, maybe even heroes. But what kind of people were they, really? It sometimes feels like you’re not supposed to ask or …
Another Letter
I have nothing to say here, only that Gill has spoken of this grandmother at least once before. Doris Mildred Jean Macmurchy-Hewgill August 31 1923- June 22 2003. This was my grandmother, and so much has changed in my life since she passed nearly twenty years ago. Dear grandma I am writing this to thank …
Get Off My Lawn! Like Literally, Get Off The Lawn
Totally with Gill on this one. We have the same problem in our neighbourhood. We’re in very close proximity to a Walmart, plus there are several other grocery stores within reasonable walking distance. So because people are energetic enough to take a walk but too lazy to carry things and/or too cheap to buy their …
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