It’s All About Equality

Last Updated on: 8th March 2022, 07:58 am

Good news, ladies. Covert public alcohol abuse isn’t just for the guys anymore. Thanks tothe WineRack,you can now sneak free drinks with as much ease as we can with ourBeerbellies.

This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with wine or any other beverage you fancy and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack’s adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this girls’ nights out will never be the same again. As for boys’ nights out, well, the mind boggles.

Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more queuing up and forking out for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings you’ll make at just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some nuts – not that you’ll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive.

I’ve got a picture of this thing, but Blogger seems to have a bug up its ass right now so I can’t upload it. Maybe I’ll add it in later, but for now you can see it at the link above.

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