Can’t Figure Out How To Re-inflate My Head Without A Trackball

Last Updated on: 15th August 2013, 09:00 am

I bet I can guess the next person tofall down a manholeorjog melon first into a treebefore the story hits the news.

Without a doubt it has to bethis woman.So concerned was she with letting people know her every move on Twitter and lamenting the loss of her trackball that she completely missed the bank robbery in progress a couple spots ahead of her in line.

no i didnt hit the floor. i didnt even notice and he was two people in front of me. i suck.

That should tell you everything you need to know about the kind of person we’re dealing with here, but the whole thing is so much worse than that. Click away, and feel your IQ plummet.

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