Last Updated on: 1st October 2013, 10:37 am
A piss-drunk man is walking down the road one foggy night, heading home from the bar, when he sees a ladder standing in the middle of the road. The ladder extends up into the clouds where he can’t see. He decides to climb it, just to see what is holding it up.
As he climbs through the first layer of clouds, he comes across an angel, the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
“We can have the best sex you’ve ever had, or you can continue up this ladder to success,” She says to him.
The man looks up the ladder, but it continues up into the clouds where he can’t see. He decides that with success, he could become rich and famous, and could have as many women as he wants, so he keeps climbing.
Soon he comes across another angel, even more beautiful than the last. She makes him a similar offer.
“We can have the best sex you’ve ever had, or you can continue up to success.”
The man thinks to himself, “Well, I could have sex, but with success I would have more money and fame.” so again he decides to continue.
The man climbs, and climbs, and climbs. Finally, he comes across the fattest, hairiest, ugliest, smelliest man he has ever seen.
He says to this man, “Who are you?”
and the man replies,
“Hi, I’m Cess.”