Oh Yeah Lincoln Tunnel, Take It All!

Now that I’ve heard the story of George Simpson Jr., cereal eating, phone using bus drivers don’t seem quite so bad.

New Jersey’s transit agency has removed a bus driver for committing a lewd act on the job.
A commuter videotaped 41-year-old George Simpson Jr. masturbating behind the wheel.
The video shows him maneuvering the bus through heavy traffic and the Lincoln Tunnel while pleasuring himself on June 24. The bus was traveling from Carteret to New York City.

He’s been removed from duty without pay, and the transit police have charged him with risking injury or damage by removing his hands from the wheel.

In his defense, he probably just got a little carried away while thinking about how to properly pronounce Secaucus.

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