Black Friday Body Count: Another Officer Injured, And What In The Christ Is Red Thursday

We’ve got another police officer injury, this time out of Rialto, California.

The officer’s wrist was broken as he tried to break up a fight between 2 men outside the store.

While that was happening, 2 of the classic merch melees on which Black Friday is built were taking place inside.

All of this and it wasn’t even Black Friday yet. It was Thanksgiving, just after 7 P.M. The store wasn’t scheduled to open until 8, but the decision was made to open early since there were already around 3000 people waiting to get in, because people kind of suck.

By the way, what’s with this opening stores on the Thanksgiving holiday crap? Retail workers are already overworked, underpaid and under appreciated enough, and now you greedy cunts are taking holidays away from them and calling it Red Thursday? Seriously, blow a goat.

And why the hell is it called Red Thursday anyway? I know Black Friday is because stores make lots of money and will be in the Black, so Is Red Thursday so named because dumbasses will spend lots of money and be in the red?

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