Two families move from Afghanistan to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet: In a year’s time, whichever family has become more American wins.
Time passes, and soon it’s time for them to meet again and compare notes.
“Today I had a McDonald’s breakfast, bought a case of Budweiser, and I’m about to pick my son up from football practice in my brand-new SUV. How about you,” asks the first proudly.
The second father looks at him for a second and says, “Screw you, terrorist!”