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What Is This?

This joke is very bad (just the way I like ’em), but it does have me wanting a daiquiri. Might take the edge off my traditional post-dentist headache. Hmmm… Doctor Jones likes to stop into his local bar after work for an almond daiquiri. One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses …

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Posted bySteve WettlauferNovember 1, 2017Posted injokes4 Comments on What Is This?

Trumpy Bear?

The other night I fell asleep watching TV. There’s nothing really out of the ordinary about that, but what I awoke to was a commercial so strange that I was half convinced that I must have been dreaming it. I was pretty sure I was with it enough to tell the difference between dreamland and …

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Posted bySteve WettlauferNovember 1, 2017Posted incommercials, TV and movies, why?2 Comments on Trumpy Bear?

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