I try to avoid thinking about people and their stupid ass trends as much as possible, but this is pretty much what happens when I’m forced into it. Gen Z’s “maxxing” trend has gotten way out of hand. As looksmaxxers like Clavicular hype the benefits of smashing your face with a hammer, and self-described nothing-maxxers …
Category Archives: TV and movies
Right In The What?
Oh buddy. The internet is going to give it to you hard for this one. the correct answer, by the way, is “This is the best!”
The Fictional Brands Archive
This feels handy, so I’m going to stick it here in case I ever need to refer back to it. Maybe I’m studying for a trivia game. Or maybe I’m a weird old guy who doesn’t watch many popular shows and movies and needs a way to figure out what in hell the rest of …
That’s Africa, All Right
I’m getting some serious Nations of the World vibes here. But neither of those are as easy to sing for someone like me as Albania…Albania…
He Doesn’t Sound Much Smarter This Way, Either
This would be so much funnier if the moron wasn’t currently in the midst of egging on world war 3, but listening to Hank Azaria read Donald Trump quotes in the voices of his various Simpsons characters is still awfully, awfully great. Moe, Chief Wiggum, Professor Frink, Superintendent Chalmers, Cletus, Dr. Nick, Disco Stu, Snake, …
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Attaboy, Mark!
I always get a good chuckle out of This Week in Unnecessary Censorship, but when this one got to the part about the UFC champion I thought I was going to cry. I was going to start the embed at that segment, but really, just watch the whole thing. It’s another case of comedians making …
I Have To Take Bell’s Side On Something And I Hate It
A Netflix deal for Warner means curtains for Crave unless Canadian regulators step in For the good of the industry there’s no way that mergers like these should almost ever be approved, but let’s not waste one single second pretending that it wouldn’t be just a little bit fucking hilarious if Bell was undone by …
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Jimmy Kimmel Is Back On TV. Maybe Miracles Are Real
I think I said everything I had to say about this last week, so I’ll try to keep things short so you can just go ahead and watch the 28 minute video. I’m genuinely surprised that Kimmel got his show back. Given the current refusal of any corporate giant to do the bare ass minimum …
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Trump Gets Another Wish As Jimmy Kimmel Is Pulled Off the Air For no Good Reason. Enjoy Your Dictatorship, America
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Live! Over Kirk Killer Remarks If anything I’m about to say sounds dramatic to you, too bad. Because moments like these are how democracies die. When the powerful chill speech, people stop speaking. When no one speaks, no one is holding the powerful accountable. When no one is holding the powerful …
The Make-A-Wish President
When you watch the way Trump’s officials talk about him, it’s hard to come away from the experience thinking anything other than that it’s some of the most pathetic nard gargling you’ve ever had the misfortune of witnessing. But I suppose if you’re worried that dear leader might have you disappeared or that you may …