Yes, You May Want To Grab A Towel

Last Updated on: 1st May 2019, 10:50 am

You wouldn’t know it by this fucking weather we’ve been having, but it’s nearly swimsuit season. So if any of you ladies or adventurous dudes are in the market for a new one, perhaps you might consider one of these.

The bikini bottoms in question are a lovely light pink, with a leaf design on one side. So far, so lovely.
But right on the crotch, there’s a red patch. The patch emanates from the vagina area, spreading upwards and giving the distinct look of a period stain.
Because who doesn’t want to hit the pool looking like they forgot their menstrual cup?
The product description reads: ‘This sophisticated bikini bottom will have you ready for the poolside or beach in no time. Featuring a chic ombre print with a placement leaf design on it, they’ll instantly make you feel like grabbing your beach towel, sunglasses and enjoying the sunshine.’

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