The Best Blind Joke I’ve Ever Heard

Last Updated on: 22nd May 2024, 09:06 am

There’s a guy who, when we see each other, will sometimes try to hit me with a blind joke I haven’t heard yet. As any blind person who has ever had a conversation will tell you, however, this isn’t the easiest thing to do. After a certain point we’ve just heard everything, some of it thousands of times.

But the other day, buddy got me. And I’m not sure it’ll ever be topped.

Him: “I meant to tell you. I volunteered to help blind kids a couple weeks ago.”
Me: “Oh yeah? Where abouts?”
Him: “Never mind. It was a nightmare and I’m never doing it again.”
Me (surprised): “Oh. Shit. What happened?”
Him: “I guess I misunderstood the invitation. Turned out blind wasn’t an adjective. It was a verb.”

Well done, sir.

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