Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I imagine that there’s someone reading this who could provide me with a long and involved explanation of how swearing as we know it actually came to be and that I would find it rather interesting. I could probably even look one up myself, if I wanted to. But for now I think I’ll stick …
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B.C. RCMP cancel Amber Alert after 2 children go missing
I love these old people. They seem so fun. And like them, I also enjoy the word “thooter”. It and “bop” were the only ones I was totally clueless on. It’s also comforting to know that even the kids think “cheugy” sounds stupid.
Soldier shoots dead politician he was guarding Contrary to the headline, the politician was in fact very much alive up until the shooting, which ended up being a murder-suicide. This is disappointing not just because murder-suicides are generally bad, but because I really wanted to know why the security guy hated the dude enough to …
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Man, I knew the geese were vicious as heck. I had heard lots of stories about geese attacking folks for their croissants near the University of Waterloo campus, and children getting chased by geese outside the Catalyst building where I work, among other stories. I know in the case of the children, their parents started …
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I went back and forth about whether or not I should bother posting this, but then it occurred to me that it’ll probably be the only time I’d ever be able to use this song for something. Carin will be so happy! A 60-year-old man was charged after allegedly using a frozen fish as a …
Cambridge man arrested for hate-motivated attack on bus: WRPS It’s not just the headline. the entire story is written in such a way as to suggest that this person was attacking a bus. The photo at the top is of a bus. The only other person we’re ever told about is the busdriver. And in …
Man shot to death in Newark for second straight night
I don’t know if this one is the fault of the police or the media, but I’m going to guess it’s the police because the media tends to just go ahead and regurgitate whatever silly ass language the police put in their press releases without bothering to think about it. When you hear the words …
I have breaking news, everyone. The orangutan that got out of its enclosure at the Toronto Zoo this week did not escape. It merely “accessed an area just outside of its habitat.” Phew! That was close! The oddest part about that sentence is that there were no quotes around it until I put them there, …