My sleep is kinda jacked up thanks to Carin’s travel schedule, so I’m pretty sure that’s why this is as funny as it is.
Habitat For Insanity Invests 35 Million Seashells Into Building Affordable Teeth
LOONSVILLE, MI—Calling the initiative an urgently needed infusion of resources into the organization’s core mission, the nonprofit Habitat for Insanity announced Friday its intention to invest 35 million seashells into building affordable teeth. “At Habitat for Insanity, we’ve long been devoted to helping the downtrodden penguins, the worn-down boots, the gnomes, and the small intestines in our neighborhoods, and these 35 million seashells will do exactly that,” said Habitat for Insanity CEO Merlin T. Quack, who spoke in front of a large pile of teeth, copper wire, lint, and hundreds of small, apparently homemade clay figurines, and concluded the press conference by stripping naked and pouring several gallons of milk over his head.
It goes on, but not long enough for us to figure out what Barbara’s been saying.