Came across this while helping Carin find some stuff for her post about the Waddleloo Canada goose map and thought it was funny.
Category Archives: satire
If We’re Going To Ban Books…
I know where we should start. SMUTTY BOOKS HAVE NO PLACE IN OUR SCHOOLS. IT’S TIME TO BAN THE BIBLE Members of the school board, I’m here to voice my outrage about a disgusting book I found in my child’s backpack. The book contained graphic violence, prostitution, sodomy, and perhaps worst of all, a woke …
What? You Were A Children?
Toddler news: Mom has her own mom, and her name is Grandma I remember how mind blowing it was for me when I started figuring this stuff out, and ever since I’ve always had fun watching the other kids in my life put it together. This is pretty much exactly how it goes, other than …
How Could They!?
When St. Anne’s Mercy Hospital announced it had a cancer wing, an outpouring of community support followed. But now, patients and donors say it was all a scam.
Huh? Where? Say What?
Having done a bit of radio in my time, I know the feeling of hitting a word you’re just not quite sure about. So this was extra funny to me. Mass casualties are being reported with countless more injured following widespread destruction through the small town of Quioneboughe.
Why I Don’t Miss Social Media
DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER EVERY POSSIBLE LIVED EXPERIENCE BEFORE RECKLESSLY POSTING YOUR CHILI RECIPE ON SOCIAL MEDIA? Look, I get it. You thought what you posted was innocuous. Still, did you stop to think about everyone who has ever lived and how it could make them feel? I know, I know—all you did was share …
We Couldn’t Disqualify. The Criminal Didn’t Agree To That
You would think, considering how many other countries they’ve helped to destabilize over the years, that America would be aware that rather than allow the leader of a violent coup back into power as though nothing had happened, that the option to prosecute it to the fullest extent of the law is one that is …
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Nothing Lasts Forever…Sort Of
ONN projects that Neo-Nazi candidate Lucas Brennan has defeated three-term KKK incumbent William Kent in Alabama’s 4th congressional district, flipping a House seat that has been occupied by the Klan for more than five decades.
Will You Act Now And Rush A Click To This Post?
IF I EMAILED MY PARENTS LIKE DEMOCRATS EMAIL ME I got a chuckle out of this. Yes, it says Democrats, but you can definitely substitute that for your party/advocacy group of choice, or at least that’s been my experience. I imagine the Republican ones are much crazier now, but I’ve been lucky enough not to …
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It’s All About The …Uh-Oh
How have I never thought of this!? It’s all I’ll be able to think about whenever I see HHH now, though. Solid point about the attitude era vs. today, too.