I’m not sure why I just opened this file and started writing. I don’t really have much to say, I don’t think. Mostly this is just an excuse to get the word Seppa-tebby-tebby up here somewhere. Seppa-tebby-tebby is September, at least according to my 2-year-old nephew who said it a couple months ago while I …
Category Archives: wrestling
Some Little Kid Memories Of Nikolai Volkoff
There haven’t been as many So Long posts lately as there used to be, and that’s intentional. To be quite honest, I don’t particularly enjoy writing them. Some folks, even when you appreciate whatever it was they did, just don’t inspire a whole lot of words or draw out much in the way of specific …
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One More Person Who Isn’t Happy When John Cena’s Music Plays
I’m not sure how common these sorts of prank calls still are on American radio, but here in Canada, at least anywhere I’ve had a chance to listen, they pretty much don’t exist anymore. I don’t know if it’s some sort of legal thing or down simply to the fact that most radio is uninspired …
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Daniel Bryan Lost A Match. It’s Ok. Breathe. Plus An Amazing Song And Some Other Things
For some reason I have things to say about wrestling, so I shall say them now. As usual, inspiration comes from one of these. Daniel Bryan losing to Rusev on Smackdown was the wrong call. I have no idea why this is a thing, but yes, people are honest to Christ losing their shit about …
Something I Hate About Modern Wrestling Interviews
Yes, I know there are a lot of things to hate about many of them, but I’m going to keep it to just one thing that’s bugging me right now after having just watched Smackdown. Please, wrestlers, stop talking about how good your matches are going to be. As a fan trying to suspend my …
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You Have Got To Be Shitting Me
I just read this in the Observer and I could hardly believe my fucking eyes. I mean it shouldn’t surprise me because WWE is WWE and half the time it seems they just do not fucking get it like at all, but Jesus Christ! You sign Ronda Rousey, one of the biggest stars in combat …
Lazily Mashed Out Wrestling Opinions! Yay!
“Haven’t done one of these in a long ass time,” he said yet again. 1. Rusev is the most underutilized man on the WWE roster. No. A pretty hard no, actually. Picking the most underutilized person on the roster is basically impossible, because there are so many of them. He’s not winning all of his …
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Jim Ross’ Ass
I have no idea why in all these years I’ve never posted this, so let’s right that wrong right now because it’s still funny as hell.
Dear Impact Wrestling:
I’m going to be as nice about this as I can, because in spite of everything you’ve done in the last 15 years to ensure that you don’t, I’ve always wanted you to do well. I’m a strong proponent of competition in every industry, and for that reason alone I’d prefer that you survive and …
So Long, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan. You Were The Best
As a tiny, wrestling watching kid, Bobby Heenan was a hard guy for me to wrap my head around. On one hand he was this terrible man who kept getting other terrible men to attack all my heroes, but as somebody who was also drawn to comedy and broadcasting from a very early age, I …
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