Sometimes Bad Baseball Is The Best Baseball

I don’t know about the rest of you, but it sure seems to me like there have been an awful lot of little league home runs in the major leagues this year. It feels like I’ve been waking up to at least one or two a week. I don’t know if that’s true, but there …

I Hate Them Plenty Already, But There’s Always Room For More

Remember the other day when I said, basically, that TKO is a terrible company filled with shameless assholes who only care about money and Donald Trump? This video is all of that laid out in great detail. Don’t let the 92 minute length or the focus on boxing scare you off, because if you care …

Capitalism 1, Not Sounding Silly 0

Now that I’ve written this, I feel that I have a duty to note goofy sponsored sports stuff whenever I hear it. While listening to the Seattle Mariners game just now, I was informed that “the Mechanics Bank score is Mariners 1, Rangers nothing”. Two thoughts warred in my mind as I took that fact …

We Are Gathered Here Today To Unite These Two People In Holy Mackinaw!

I know Joe Bowen doesn’t call Spitfires games, but come on! It was right there! It’s part of the reason I’ve wanted to write about this. I heard about this in January and thought it was cute, but because life is what it is, here we are talking about it in April. I still think …

Oh Jesus! That’s You? I Thought It Was Just The Team Again!

The only Oshawa Generals fan I know I know for sure is Matt, whose Tall Can Audio podcast you should make some time to check out if you haven’t. It’s almost always a solid listen if you like some combination of sports, beer, music, wrestling or media, which I assume you must since you’re here. …

Oh, So You Like Soccer, Do You? Well Then How’s About You Show Me Your Balls!

I’m sure the Elon Musk factor explains a lot of this (his AI does think it’s Hitler and that that’s a positive, after all), but it’s hard to imagine how we got from where we started to where we finished here. A Toronto mom says things took an unpredictable turn when her 12-year-old son asked …

You Ruined Everything! BOOOOOOOOO!

I enjoyed this. Enjoyed it a lot more than I enjoyed how the damn World Series turned out, that’s for sure. Thanks a lot, Freeman. Such a clown. We never thought we'd cheer for @FreddieFreeman5 either, but here we are. He's grown on us. Kind of like @VancityReynolds' sweater. 😉 Help Ryan Help @SickKidsNews. Donate …