If There Is A God, He’s A Sick Bastard

I’ve heard it said many times that God has a sense of humour, and if there is in fact a God, I have proof that he does, and that it’s twisted as hell.

A man who comes from a place not too far away from where I live was recently out driving his car when every driver’s worst nightmare became a reality. He lost control of his vehicle and rolled it several times, ending up far off the side of the road. He came out ok however and even managed to escape the car, for the most part unhurt.

With disaster narrowly averted it was time to plan his next move. He decided to do the only logical thing a person in his situation could do, seek help. So up the hill he climbed, bravely making his way towards the side of the road that had nearly taken his life just moments earlier. Upon his arrival, he was promptly struck and killed by a hit and run driver.

After reading that story, answer this one question for me. Who’s more evil, me for laughing at this or whomever is out there pushing the buttons to run the world for randomly doing stuff like that to fuck with people?

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  1. Its all bullshit, this God bollocks. Utter bullshit. The only people that still believe this crap are pushing 80. I used to believe it, but plainly it is absolute nonsense to do so, given the world we live in and the very low amount of evidence available that points to a ‘loving God’.

    1. I’m not much of a god guy myself, but I figure as long as you’re the live and let live type, go ahead and believe what you want. People believing in a god isn’t the problem.  The problem is when other people’s religions start making choices about my life, not to mention all of the awful things that have been said, done, justified and covered up in the name of this or that well-connected and overly wealthy church of the invisible man.

  2. I, am angry at God. Had, cancer my eyesight is bad along with my hearing. And, I am in pain daily. Do, I love Jesus? NO I, don’t even like him

    1. Nobody sensible could blame you for feeling that way. It’s hard to take seriously the notion of a god who loves everyone when the lives of so many seem so…unloved. And I have no time for those people who say that well, you just didn’t pray hard enough or you didn’t believe as much as you should have or that maybe you should have contributed more or been a better person in some arbitrary way.

  3. There have been people who I have heard talking to other people and they’ll be having a completely reasonable conversation and Person 2 will say something like “I’m glad things are going so well for you” and Person 1 responds with “Well, I just live right.” At that point, I want to slap the smug off person 1. No, you have been lucky. That’s all.

    1. Pretty much.  You can do all of the right things and hey, you probably should try to do most of them, but it’s helpful to remember that we’re all just a bad bounce or two away from it not mattering how right we think we are.

  4. Everything is governed by the laws of the universe. Man made god, god did not make man because god (it) has no existence. People wake up and stop wasting your time worshipping a nuisance myth.

  5. Agreed. If there is any type of ‘god’, higher power that has some ability to control the creation that he/it supposedly ‘made’….he/she/it is a sick fuck that I want nothing to do with. Any higher power that would create innocent animals who have not a bad intending bone in their boy, and leave humans with their sick ‘free will’ to do whatever the hell they want include abuse and torture innocent, loving, helpless creatures…that’s not a loving god that loves his creations. Its a sick fuck. So…god, if there is one, FUCK YOU piece of SHIT.

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