A few days ago, somebody posted a link to this mystery record from Mad Magazine. I guess it had eight different endings, and depending on how the needle hit the record, a different one would play. Apparently, some of them were really hard to trigger. Actually they posted this version where the beginning played again …
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When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go To The Hospital
And now, let us take a few moments to read of the to my eye completely over the top workplace pranking and subsequent totally justified legal proceedings between firefighter Thomas Wengerter and his and fate’s aptly named victim, fellow fireman Raymond Johns. • On November 27, 2015, Johns was on duty at the firehouse. • …
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He Sees You When You’re Sleeping, He Knows When You’re Awake, But He Didn’t See That Light Pole, So His Leg Now Has A Break
If Santa has a harder time than usual getting down your chimney this Christmas, this might be why. Gerard Krokus, an experienced skydiver, was helping Santa deliver the Elf named Kristoff to a nine-year-old girl while flying in toys to the Beach Bums Operation Santa Charity Volleyball Tournament on Saturday. In the video you can …
Damn You, Bus!
The Georgia Dome was imploded last week. It was quite the thing. Here is what it looked like as covered by NewsChannel 5. And here it is as filmed by the Weather Channel. I feel bad for this poor camera man (40 minutes of perfect streaming and then this happens), but I can’t stop laughing …
When He Said “Stop! Police!”, Was He Talking To The Suspect Or His Backup?
I’m not positive, but I feel like this might be appropriate. No matter what you might think of the police, one thing I’m pretty sure we can all agree on is that they have a very dangerous job. Every day, they face the prospect of verbal abuse, physical violence, being shot, tased, bitten by a …
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Meet Scarface And His Owner Scartorso
There is so much about this story that makes me go “wow.” First, somebody had a pit bull and they named it Scarface. To me, this sounds like they think of him as kind of mean. Maybe picking the name was random, or he had a weird scar on his face for some innocent reason …
Day Of The Duh
I never thought I’d write a great big post about ISIS-related things, but here it goes. I don’t even quite know where it’s going to go until it’s written. I’ve just had a simmering thought soup on this topic, and every now and then it bubbles up and throws a thought to the surface. Ever …
Down At The Bay, Where The Bargain Hunters Go, He Bought Some Gitch, With Size Unknown
And now, a rare moment of Canadian Parliamentary hilarity not caused by either Justin Trudeau or the conservative of the week saying something stupid and/or offensive. This is Pat Martin explaining why he kind of sort of may have left his seat for a second during a vote. Seems he had to oversee a cabinet …
Slapchat
High school soccer coach Jeffrey M. Sirois made a short Snapchat video demonstrating a few of his best ball handling techniques, intending to send it to his girlfriend. But in what appears to be one of the worst cases of oops, wrong window in the history of the world, he accidentally sent it to members …
This Will Blast Away Your Happiness
Nothing like a little depressing reading to get me started blogging. So I was looking at Twitter, loo dee dum dee doo dee hum dee…what’s this? SEVEN THINGS YOU LEARN SURVIVING AN ATOMIC BLAST… Whaaat? And I have read some depressing cracked articles. this one, or this one, or this one, even this one, but …
