Nothing to Wear

Last Updated on: 7th November 2013, 10:37 am

There’s been something that always bugs me. Why is it that lots of girls never want to wear a dressy outfit to more than one event? They’ll go out on a shopping quest, searching for the ultimate outfit. Once it has been located, like the holy grail, they’ll rave about it, wear it once and go, “oh didn’t I look good in that?” But when an occasion comes up where it would look good, they cry out, “Oh I can’t wear this. Person X will be there. They’ll have seen it before.” Ok, first of all, do you really think you’re so special that person X will remember what you wore a year ago at Bob and Betty’s wedding? “But there will be pictures!” Those are of your faces, predominantly I assume. Who in hell is photographing people’s outfits?

And my next thought is, who the hell cares? So you wore it before. People know that there aren’t clothing fairies running around handing out an infinite number of outfits. God expensive dresses and shit like that don’t come cheap. So what if you only have one or two? Do you have to project an image always of something you’re not? Just wear the damn dress and shut up. At least you do have a dress.

Plus, why would you waste all that money and time on something you’re only going to wear once? I figure all that money and time is an investment. You’re buying it so you can get a lot of wear out of it. It seems a complete shame to wear it once and then just let it collect dust in the closet. If you’re going to do that, you’re wasting your money. Go buy something you’ll actually use.

Well I think I’ve ranted enough about that already. Maybe I’ll go watch some TV. Oh wait. I’ve already done that today. Whatever shall I do?

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