I’m in this really goofy mood, and I got thinking about Steve’s post about spam that he wrote the other day, and it made me think of this hhillarious masterpiece he wrote me years ago that summed up the kinds of spam I was getting, and these were coming in in heaps. I still think it’s great years later, even though it has no wonderful phrases in it like “High atrium elliptical centrifuge antithesis, click here.” But this beauty was written before that era. So, here’s what Steve would send to me if he were a spammer.
Below is the result of your feedback form.
Here is a copy of the convo.
Want to enjoy beautiful skin and the lowest mortage rates ever? Well then
just click here for free porn! Why pay market price for viagra when you can
get your free credit report from us? All you have to do is click here for
free inspirational quotes right in your email.
This is an optin mailing list. We opted you in when we got your address
from a CD that some guy sold us through another special offer.We respect
your privacy and we comply with proposed Florida legislation number
534.hrc.911.6. If you wish to be removed just follow this link.