I just love the title of this story about a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children’s party getting shot at in Rio De Janeiro. My Title Isn’t Half as good as the one on the actual story. Who knew Santa needed danger pay? Luckily, no one was hurt.
Monthly Archives: January 2008
Suicide Bomber Junior
If the last post couldn’t render me speechless, this one does. Read it and be the judge about whether a crime was committed. What is never explained is what the cover of the DVD looks like.
Wha-aa-aa-aa-aat?
I can’t speak. I can barely write. All I can do is babble. Shocks? After a prank call? 77 of them to one person and 29 to another? The students wear the shock devices on their arms, legs and torso all the time? They can be set off by remote? Other calls have led them …
Scammer ID
Wow. This is just weird. Apparently, some scammers have started phoning and emailing people pretending to be Regions Bank. They ask them to call this other number and give out their credit card number, expiry date and other info. But what’s the weirdest part is when the scammer phones, people’s caller ID’s have been popping …
Cash Cow
Man tourists are strange animals. What is so interesting about a mechanical cow that farts at specified times? Apparently a whole lot, according to the Rowan Tree pub in Edinburgh, Scotland. Are we all so easily amused?
Ho Ho Hope I haven’t Been Ho HO Hosed Again
Well, it looks like, if this is the truth, I’m going to have to swallow my rage at the removal of the words “ho ho ho” from Australian Santas’ repertoire. It appears that wasn’t even close to the truth, or so the folks who trainSantas in Australia claim. They say they only told them to …
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>Try And Dig Yourself Out Of This One
>Wow, this Minneapolis cop should run off with this Orlando cop to the island of assholes so they can never be seen again. When you’re a police officer, and there’s a bus full of old women stuck in a snowbank, you don’t a. refuse to help and b. give a lady who’s going to shovel …
Who Needs Taste When You’ve Got Dirty Slogans On Your Kids’ Panties?
This next story about panties definitely beats the Chinese takeout panties from years gone by. I’m really wishing Steve had mentioned what department store he was in when he saw those, because that could have been important now. Anyway, we have a new story. Wal-Mart was selling panties that said “Who needs a credit card” …
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I Love The Smell of Great Korea In The Morning…It Smells Like…Victory.
This is kinda creepy, but is it underhanded? I’m still not sure. In South Korea, volunteers supporting one of the candidates have been spraying a perfume called Great Korea into the crowd at ralleys. They did the same at the polls. They say it’s in the hopes that people will remember what the candidate said …
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Some People May Find This Offensive, And That’s Good
Man, in all the flurry of political correctness, we’re getting stupid. But of course this is no news to anyone. What we’re forgetting is sometimes not sanitizing someone’s words is more useful than not offending anyone. Let me explain. A while ago, city councilor Sandra Tucker of Dacono, Colorado, copied a big, long, offensive, not …
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