Ok, this senior citizen needs to never get behind the wheel again. Luckily nobody was hurt, but dear lord! His wife sent him out to get some food, and the poor old guy got lost and somehow ended up going down the wrong side of Interstate 80 for 40 miles, even driving over stop sticks that flattened his tires. Police flashed a spotlight in his car and he just smiled and waved. Eventually they were able to close the highway and then get him off the road so they could get him some help.
Looks like the wife will be the only one leaving the house on food runs now.