I’ve Got Wood In My Wood

Last Updated on: 22nd April 2014, 08:31 am

Folks, we’ve got ourselves a possible humping!

A 21-year-old fellow by the name of William Shaw has been banned by the courts from entering Airdrie, Scotland’s Central Park, at least until claims that while he was there hedropped trou and tried to have sex with a treeare resolved.

It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants and exposed himself while in the visitor attraction in September last year.

It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles. Shaw, of Airdrie, yesterday pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town’s sheriff court.

If he’s found guilty he could be in real trouble, as he was picked up on this charge while already out on bail for something else that wasn’t reported.

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