I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Severed Jugular

Last Updated on: 4th December 2013, 10:26 am

It’s amazing how many of the food fight stories we post involve family members…hey look,here’s another one!

An unidentified 21-year-old man recently called police to report that his 17-year-old sister had tried to cut his neck with the sharp edge of a barbecue spatula. Why? Because they got into an argument and shoving match over the differences between butter and margarine after he asked her which one she was using to make macaroni and cheese, that’s why.

The girl was charged with fourth-degree assault, butfailed to show up for a scheduled court appearance June 10th,leading to a warrant being issued for her arrest.

It wasn’t noted whether or not she was making real mac and cheese or if it was Kraft Dinner. If it was KD, then this story just got a whole lot dumber. I mean really, that stuff is made out of powdered cheese-like substance in a paper sleeve. You aren’t making that any healthier no matter what you put on it.

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