Last Updated on: 20th December 2022, 08:28 am
The best excuse for public masturbation I’ve seen in forever comes courtesy of somewhere in Louisiana’s Paul Payton. Yes I was beating off in my car down by the dock and sure this woman certainly could have seen me, but I wasn’t doing it for her. I was doing it for a different woman that was parked near the spot from which this Nosy Nina was standing and filming me.
Amazingly, this line of reasoning failed and Payton was taken to the Ouachita Parish Jail, where he is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond.
If this other woman really appreciated his gift, you’d think she’d be bailing him out any time now.