The Jonathan Riches Lawsuit Factory Is Back In Business

Last Updated on: 19th June 2012, 12:35 pm

Oh dear.

Jonathan Lee Riches is out of prison and promising to “flood the universe with more lawsuits.”

If you don’t know what that means, find that search box up there and punch Jonathan Riches into it. It would take me too long to link everything…and we’ve only scratched the surface here!

Here’s one of his most recent cases…which has already been denied.

In a May 25 U.S. District Court filing–typed now that he’s out of the can–Riches sought to intervene in a lawsuit filed by Kim Kardashian against The Gap. Along with claiming to have lost
his virginity to the reality TV personality, Riches recalled taking erotic photos of Kardashian while she modeled $2311.23 worth of Gap merchandise he purchased with a stolen credit card.

Interestingly, I think Riches realizes on some level just how nuts he is and is now trying to take advantage of it. He has opened up a couple of Facebook pages devoted to his litigiousness and is attempting to finance it through the sale of a Michael Jordan rookie card he owns.

If he were to earn $800 from the card’s sale, Riches noted, that would allow him to purchase “1800 stamps to send lawsuits out.”

Lord help us all.

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