40 bags of heroin, crack and Percocet, all found inside the body cavity of a man stopped by police in North Carolina. Yet another guy with a warehouse for an ass? Nope. That would be warehouse for a navel. It’s the navel of a man weighing well over 300 pounds, but still. How the…?What the…?I don’t even…
Police in North Carolina have arrested a drug trafficker found with 40 bags of heroin, crack cocaine and Percocet pills hidden in his navel.
Greenville Regional Drug Task Force took Randall Streeter – who is 5’5″ tall and weighs 315 pounds – into custody along with a passenger after pulling over the car he was driving.
During the May 29 stop agents seized 150 bags of heroin and $1,200 in addition to the drugs found on Streeter and the arrests were the culmination of a month-long investigation.
The total estimated street value of the narcotics found in Streeter’s navel and in the car along with passenger, Marshall Wayne Wilson, was approximately $6,800.
Trafficking charges, held in jail, million dollar bond, you know the drill. But seriously, navel?
And his passenger’s middle name was Wayne. Hmmm…wonder if he’s known for his side job of murder?
You know, I kinda wondered the same thing. We’ll have to keep our eyes on the Wayne list, hahaha. Drug dealing to killing someone isn’t always much of a stretch.
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