That’s Some Strangely Packaged Lint You’ve Got There, Sir

40 bags of heroin, crack and Percocet, all found inside the body cavity of a man stopped by police in North Carolina. Yet another guy with a warehouse for an ass? Nope. That would be warehouse for a navel. It’s the navel of a man weighing well over 300 pounds, but still. How the…?What the…?I don’t even…

Police in North Carolina have arrested a drug trafficker found with 40 bags of heroin, crack cocaine and Percocet pills hidden in his navel.

Greenville Regional Drug Task Force took Randall Streeter – who is 5’5″ tall and weighs 315 pounds – into custody along with a passenger after pulling over the car he was driving.

During the May 29 stop agents seized 150 bags of heroin and $1,200 in addition to the drugs found on Streeter and the arrests were the culmination of a month-long investigation.

The total estimated street value of the narcotics found in Streeter’s navel and in the car along with passenger, Marshall Wayne Wilson, was approximately $6,800.

Trafficking charges, held in jail, million dollar bond, you know the drill. But seriously, navel?

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    1. You know, I kinda wondered the same thing. We’ll have to keep our eyes on the Wayne list, hahaha. Drug dealing to killing someone isn’t always much of a stretch.

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