What’s For Lunch

Last Updated on: 4th November 2014, 11:36 pm

Another old one it doesn’t look like I’ve posted before.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

As they stopped to eat lunch, the Irishman complained, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I swear I’m going to jump off this building.”

Then the Mexican opened his lunchbox and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

Finally the blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I’m jumping with you guys.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunchbox, saw corned beef and cabbage and true to his word, jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and quickly followed.

The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and did the same.

At the triple funeral, thoughtfully paid for by the construction company, the Irishman’s wife was weeping.

“If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!” she said.

“”I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much,” wept the Mexican’s wife.

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife, waiting for her to say something.

“Don’t look at me!” she finally started defensively. “He always made his own lunch!”

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