Be It Resolved That I Really Have To Pee

Last Updated on: 24th March 2022, 10:13 pm

Pro tip: If you’re wearing a microphone during a meeting and you find yourself in need of a bathroom break, don’t forget to turn that sucker off first.

You might have to turn your sound up higher than normal for maximum effect.

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  1. This reminds me of something my one psych prof said once. We were talking about syllogisms. For reasons I didn’t understand, a slide came up that said something like “If the professor takes a whiz in class, his students will laugh at him.” Then he explained that during another semester, he went to pee and forgot to turn off his wireless mic…and the whole class heard it.

    1. Thankfully for this poor guy that was before the age where everything a person does is recorded for public consumption. Still would have sucked, though. I’d have a hard time looking at him for a while.

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