Um, Are Ya Really Gonna Vote For This Guy?

Last Updated on: 16th October 2016, 08:33 pm

I found this on my Facebook feed, and just had to share.

Lyrics were transcribed in the Youtube comments, and I put them here because the captions I heard whizzing by left a lot to be desired. “no truck wants total access?”

He’s super callous, fragile, egocentric, braggadocious
Likes to throw big words around and hopes that we all notice
If he keeps repeating them they might just make him POTUS
Super careless, fragile ego, extra braggadocious

Um, are you really gonna vote for this guy?
Mm, are you really gonna vote for this guy?
Um, are you really gonna vote for this guy?
Uh, are you really gonna vote for this guy?

He says that he’s the man and thinks he’s got the Midas touch
But does he have a plan to fix the country?
Trump: Not so much
And if you’re not convinced by all that hyperbole
He says, “Shut up! Just by a stupid hat and vote for me.”

He’s super careless, fragile – that’s why Hillary’s relaxed
This time Bill Clinton may as well sit back and play the sax
His wife erased her emails and now Trump wants total access
Then once hell has frozen over he’ll release his taxes

Um, are you really gonna vote for this guy?
Mm, are you really gonna vote for this guy?
Um, are you really gonna vote for this guy?
(laughs), are you really gonna vote for this guy?

He found a word that sounded smart and used it all day long
But even Webster’s Dictionary said he got it wrong
So if you’re undecided or ya hate the other sex
Remember in November how he likes to sign his checks

It’s super sleazy fabricating sexist and obnoxious
Even just the thought of voting for him makes me nauseous
If you like America you’ll keep him out of office
Superficial, chauvinistic, arrogant and thoughtless

Um, are you really gonna vote for this guy?
Who the hell’s gonna vote for this guy?

Of course, you can say it backwards which is
docious-bragga-centric-ego-fragga-calla-stupid
Trump: Did you ask me a question?
Randy: Nope, I didn’t say anything

So, when his words escape him and he hasn’t got a prayer
He’s feeling kinda dizzy ’cause he sucked up all that air
He better keep his guard up because she might take a swing
Hillary: And you know what else I prepared for? I prepared to be president and I think that’s a good thing.
Randy: Wait a minute. Did you just hand him his ass and quote Martha Stewart?
Yas, bitch.
Excuse me, I mean Secretary Bitch

Super calculated,adolescent, braggadocious
If you hate both nominees, remember he’s the grossest
Meanwhile, look at Jill and Gary sippin’ on Mimosas
Super callous, fragile, egocentric, braggadocious!

Trump: I think I did a good job
Super callous, fragile, egocentric, braggadocious!

“Um, are you really gonna vote for this guy?” is a question I seriously want to ask the people who support Trump. Every so often, I read someone’s post where they say they’re supporting Trump, hoping maybe I can understand the appeal, or see some rational reason…and…so far, I haven’t seen much that is redeeming. It gets especially bad when someone disagrees with them respectfully, and they respond with emoji of middle fingers extended. Yeah, real mature. I know that neither candidate is squeaky clean, but the amount of filth he is wallowing in goes beyond words.

Every time I see a video like this, it gives me a little more hope, but I admit that November 8 makes me nervous, and I’m not even American.

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