This Site Lives Up To It’s Name

Last Updated on: 23rd October 2013, 12:54 pm

A bartender is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at
the door.

He answers the door and there’s a bum asking him for a toothpick.
The barkeep gives him one and shuts the door.

After a few moments, there’s another knock at the door. The
bartender opens it again to find yet another bum. Another request
for a toothpick. The bartender gives the bum one and shuts the
door again.

Because everything in jokes like this involves sets of threes,
there’s a THIRD knock on the door. This time, though, the bum
only wants a straw.

“Why not a toothpick?”

“Someone threw up on the sidewalk, but all of the good stuff is
gone already!”

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.