What Will You Wear, Kurt Jenkins

“And what is your costume supposed to be, little boy?”, is what I’d like to imagine the first question asked by the officer who encountered Kurt Jenkins on Halloween was.

According to a Boynton Beach police report, a witness called police to complain of a naked man who was driving slowly through the neighborhood. The witness said the naked man, later identified as Jenkins, pulled up alongside him and gestured for him to look at Jenkins’ groin area.
“(The witness) observed Jenkins was completely naked and saw an electronic device with wires, which was attached to Jenkins’ penis,” the police report said.
According to the report, the witness said Jenkins opened the passenger door and asked him to get inside. The witness declined but took a photograph of Jenkins naked behind the wheel.
Police said Jenkins made several passes through the neighborhood, slowing down — “almost to a complete stop” — as several children from a nearby school were dropped off.

Jenkins, who is 55 and far too old to be trick-or-treating, nevertheless had charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence slipped into his bag…which sounds like something he may have enjoyed, now that I think about it.

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  1. Thanks jerk, now I have Jenny Jenkins in my head. I’m trying to figure out what I could say about that contraption on his wang. Hmmm. Oh will you wear wires, oh ma dear oh ma dear, will you wear wires, Kurt Jenkins? Not that good, but there it is.

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