This one seems rather topical at the moment.
Two priests are driving down the road when all of a sudden they notice that several police cars are following them and one of the officers is signaling them to pull over.
” What seems to be the problem, officer?” asks the priest as he rolls down his window.
“We’re stopping everyone because we’re looking for a couple of child molesters,” answers the cop.
The priest in the driver’s seat looks over at the other priest for a second, then turns back to the cop and says, “Ok, we’ll do it.”