You Sound Like My Ex

I thought I’d posted this one, but the search says otherwise.

Tim finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment as his wife watched. After a long period of silence she finally spoke.

“Honey, I’ve been thinking. Now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.”

Tim says nothing, but gets a horrified look on his face.

“Darling, what’s wrong,” she asks.

“For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife,” Tim says shakily.

“Ex wife!” she screams. “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t,” he replies.

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