Last Updated on: 14th September 2020, 09:41 pm

Just gonna leave this here.

Some time between 1am and 8:15am on September 13th, 2020, a residence located near the intersection of Starwood Drive and Eastview Road in the City of Guelph was entered through an unlocked back sliding glass door, while the residents were asleep. Nothing was taken, however the culprit defecated on the open dishwasher door before leaving the residence.
Anyone with any information is asked to contact Constable John Hunt at 519-824-1212 ext. 7359, email him at, leave an anonymous tip at CRIME STOPPERS 1-800-222-TIPS (8477) or submit an anonymous tip online at
The Guelph Police Service would like to encourage the public to properly secure your residence by always locking all your doors and windows.

And dishwashers. Can’t forget dishwashers.

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