I woke up with this in my head today. I don’t know why. But I suppose if you’ve got to have a random tune in your head you could do a whole lot worse than this one. Man, what a banger. A banger that I just realized is like 28 years old. Jesus. Give me a second.
Anyway, what was my point?
Even though I’ve known this song for decades, I’ve never been able to shake one little thing about it. It is called Toy Train. Obviously, “Toy Train” are the words being sung in the choruses. I know this. But every time it comes on, my ears and my logic get into an argument because it really sounds like he’s saying “toilet train”.