I’m impressed by the guy on the roller coaster. He read a lot more of those facts than I thought he would. I actually like roller coasters and I don’t think I could do that.
And I kind of want to try those hot wings, too. I’m not what I used to be now that I’m a little older, but I still take leave of my senses now and then and eat something stupidly spicy. I don’t know if anyone reading this remembers Sid’s Sports Pub in Stratford, but had they not discontinued the thing like a week before I decided to try it, I would have been on their hot wing wall of fame. Yes, I did it anyway. Eating the wings was shockingly easy. the worst part was somehow managing to get sauce in my eye while wiping my face. Don’t ever do that.